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twerkys:

my hobbies include pretending to text so i dont have to talk to you

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justyouraveragedesi:

Please stop complaining about people’s thick accents. They learned an entire language, allowing them to communicate with you; the least you could do is respect that.

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yanmodel:

Taste my fate. By Philippe Aufort

yanmodel:

Taste my fate. By Philippe Aufort

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octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

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paperbeatsscissors:

a precise calculation.

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alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

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edens-blog:

guy:

113 bids

used for what

edens-blog:

guy:

113 bids

used for what

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asvprock:

meet-you-in-rehab:

asvprock:

 I met my gorgeous girlfriend because of tumblr. FOUND OUT WE LIVE 5MINS FROM EACH OTHER(Next town over) We are both puertorican, almost the same height, our birthdays are 1 day apart, FOUND OUT OUR PARENTS KNEW EACH OTHER 20 YEARS AGO, and they worked together. We clicked so well when we first met! And today is our first month together.

HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN 
I MEAN CONGRATS TO YOU BOTH 
THAT IS EPIC 
BUT 
BUT 
HOW????????????????!

imageThis is us!

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cuntology:

elleheart:

Me when someone calls my name….

talk about a perfect hairflip…

cuntology:

elleheart:

Me when someone calls my name….

talk about a perfect hairflip…

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grimsdark:

The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.

grimsdark:

The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.

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seriousjones:

*walks out of the movie theater and it’s still daytime* what the fuck

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armadillo:

when your friends make plans right in front of you and dont invite youimage

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tmnt-uk:

All brothers stand together. TMNT in UK cinemas everywhere from Friday!

tmnt-uk:

All brothers stand together. TMNT in UK cinemas everywhere from Friday!